Anything that remotely resembles an insect receives the following treatment from Dagny:
She starts by running to find mommy or daddy. Then she points and shouts, "A bug, a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug."
She pauses for a breath allowing a parent to interject, "Where is the bug Dagny?"
Running toward the object, she continues, "Over dar. A bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a but a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug."
Gulp of air.
"A bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug."
Arriving at the offensive substance, one might conclude, "Oh, that's not a bug Dagny, that is a smashed raisin" or "Oh that's not a bug, it's a dried up leaf."
Nevertheless, she will glance sideways, point and shout, "EWEWEWEWEWEWEWE, a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug."
So, it's best to just agree and say, "Yep that's a bug."
To which, Dagny will mostly likely respond, "EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWE, a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug....."
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