This is Dagny's favorite phrase, of late.
Do you want help eating that yogurt?
No, I do it!
Can I buckle you into your carseat?
No, I do it!
Want some cereal?
No, I do it!
How about I help clean up the dripping ice cream from your mouth, hands, shirt and floor.
No, I do it!
Do you need help putting on your shoes?
No, I do it!
But, you are putting the wrong shoe on the wrong foot, honey.
I do it!
Okay, you do it. But, if you need help holler.
I do it!
You did a great job putting the wrong shoe on the wrong foot. You need to switch the shoes to the opposite foot.
I do it!
(Pause) AUAUAUAUAUAUEEEEEEEEEEE! HEP HEP HEP!
Do you want to switch the shoes to the correct foot?
Yeah! I DO IT!
Okay, whatever.... you do it.
and finally, the shoes made it onto the correct foot!
And I imagine a Nike commercial for tot shoes.....
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