Thirty-Ten

Valerie: Mom, how old are you?

Me: Thirty-five.

Valerie: Then you'll be thirty-six.

Me: Yes

Valerie: Then you'll be thirty-seven.

Me: You got it.

Valerie: Then you'll be thirty-eight.

Me: Yep, you're a good counter.

Valerie: Then you'll be thirty-nine.

Me: You're right on track, honey.

Valerie: Then you'll be thirty-ten.

Me: Also known as, forty.

Valerie: No you'll be THIRTY-TEN!

Me: I guess thirty-ten sounds better than forty.