What do 2 yr molars and loose poopy diapers have in common?
They are the cause of my affliction. If Dags doesn't cut these molars soon and cease her nasty diaper routine all day long, mommy is going to yak herself into a coma.
Dearest Dagny,
Both of our lives would be much simpler if you would believe me when I say, "Honey, it's time for a new diaper." PLEASE stop making a hide-and-seek game out of this necessary event, especially when we are already five minutes late picking up your lovely sister from preschool. The sooner we tidy your stinky behind, the more likely the uncomfortable rash on your rump will dissipate and our lives will return to a more peaceful state.
Love unconditionally,
Mommy
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